Kid's You Don’t Know Me (Federal Witness Protection) T-Shirt
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A fun and mysterious souvenir tee with a playful nod to the Federal Witness Protection Program — perfect for anyone with a sense of humor about D.C.’s secretive side.
- Design: Bold lettering reads “You Don’t Know Me” across the chest, with “Federal Witness Protection Program” printed just below in smaller black text. A navy and gold U.S. Seal graphic sits beneath the wording, followed by “Washington, D.C.” to complete the design. Classic crew neck and short sleeves for everyday comfort.
- Care Instructions: Machine washable
- Material: 100% preshrunk cotton
- Origin: Honduras
A great gift for visitors who love humor, government themes, and a bit of D.C. mystery.
Customer Reviews
Great Place.....and so happy to be assisted by those sweet ladies who also can speak our native language....maraming Salamat po🥰
I’m in DC for a few months decided to check the plaza out and Abe’s gifts is awesome the prices are some of the best I’ve seen in DC and the stuff is higher quality and staff is super friendly 10/10 I’ll definitely return here before I leave
Los Angeles, CA
Quite an interesting store in L'Enfant Plaza. It is located in the food court area at the back. They have quite nice souvenir items.
11 MONTHS AGO
Very big gift shop has pretty much all kind of souvenir collection. Nice staff. Price maximum $$
Verified customer
Well stocked, good prices and very friendly staff.
Verified customer
Very friendly service, lovely shop 😊
Fantastic service, terrific staff and very reasonable prices.
Loyal Customer
Awesome customer service!! I came here and found a lot of great items and collectibles for my family members to enjoy.
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